How You Can Use Rubber Ducks to Torture Someone

In Sesame Street, rubber ducks are perfectly encapsulated by Ernie’s song: “Rubber Duckie you’re the one | You make bath time lots of fun | Rubber Duckie I’m awfully fond of you.” But it turns out there’s a way to make people lose their fondness for them. James Veitch, an internet comedian, antagonized his roommate by using them.

His appearance on Conan O’Brien’s show was pure gold. And with all the depressing news these days, I figured everybody needed something funny right now. That being said, don’t ever let this guy move in with you. Just say no.