Election Day Hangover: Let's Look at Some of the Hard-to-Believe Results and Executive Order 13848

Nov 04, 2026 8:00 PM
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Election Day Hangover: Let's Look at Some of the Hard-to-Believe Results and Executive Order 13848
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Tuesday night's punishment of the GOP strikes me as a bit excessive.

Sure, Republicans managed to do next to nothing for the first 21 months of President Donald Trump's second term, but is that reason enough for voters to hand Texas to the Democrats, give them a Kansas Senate seat they haven't held for almost a century, and install a terrorist sympathizer as Michigan's new senator and a communist as its new governor?

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President Joe Biden's administration locked up its political rivals, pressured or paid social media platforms to silence MAGA peeps, tried to mandate a so-called vaccine for what almost everyone believes is a man-made virus, allowed men into women's showers, and allowed millions of illegal aliens into our country and paid their bills. Yes, Trump won in 2024, but the Democrats weren't hobbled as the GOP was last night.

FACT-O-RAMA! Every pundit's predictions flopped, but mine were the worst!

Social media is bursting with post-election codswallop from dopes who want to stir up trouble, like this tweet below (notice Grok's response in the comments):

However, this one is absolutely true, as per Grok:

The only change is that James Talarico's vote total is now closer to 5.45 million.

How did a trans kid-loving vegan, who mysteriously disappeared for almost two weeks during his campaign and who believes God is non-binary, get more votes than Kamala Harris in Texas? 

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How did the terrorist-cuddling Michigan Democrat Senate candidate, Abdul El-Sayed, who barely beat Haley Stevens in the primary and numerous Democrats abandon him, as well as a ton of black voters, still manage to wallop the GOP candidate Mike Rogers by almost 7 points?

Yes, I am aware that Michigan is full of virtue-starved gorgons who will sanctimoniously vote for candidates whose "religion" has taught them to rape and kill infidels, but are there that many?

Looking at the results of last night’s election, I smell a stink badger in the perfume aisle.

Western Europe is burning, Brazilians were recently cheated by a communist called Lula, and now this. How convenient.

Executive Order 13848

Let’s say there was cheating taking place on Election Day. What now?

Some of my “QAnon” friends are confidently clinging to Executive Order 13848 to save the day and funnel the deep state, election-stealing kak onto a one-way shuttle boat to Guantánamo Bay.

What is EO 13848?

It gives the director of National Intelligence and various government agencies 45 days to find any possible foreign influence in elections and declares a national emergency under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) if foreign election fraud is found. It allows the U.S. to impose sanctions if the findings prove positive. It does not "undo" elections or send American co-conspirators to the gallows. 

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"KDJ, what about Executive Orders 14248 and 14399?"

EO 14248 directs federal agencies to strengthen voter fraud laws, including voting by noncitizens.

EO 14399, interestingly (and among other things), calls for the DOJ to prosecute those who supply ballots to people who aren't legally allowed to vote. It is within these three EOs that our "Q" pals believe Trump has set a "trap." 

I don't see it.

Now, since I am feeling a little tinfoil-hatty, I will add that some folks believe Venezuela's NicolĂĄs Maduro was snatched by U.S. forces from his bed for participating in the "alleged" purloining of the 2020 election. I've also heard Maduro is eager to spill his Marxist entrails about the 2020 election, but this is nothing more than hearsay.

Was there cheating in last night's election? Of course. There always is.

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Lancaster County, Pa., officials found voter registration fraud in August 2026. Voter registration fraud inevitably leads to voter fraud.

Here are a few more examples of recent voter/registration skullduggery:

  • An L.A. woman was sentenced to probation for paying the homeless to engage in voter registration fraud.
  • A Philadelphia woman was sentenced to probation and 75 hours of community service for voting twice in a federal election.
  • Officials found 250,000 noncitizens registered to vote in four states.
  • A Russian citizen was sent to prison for 6 months for identity theft and voter registration fraud.
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Voter fraud is real, but remember that the lefty stains will call you a "racist" for pointing it out.

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