Tinfoil Tuesday: Which Politicians AREN'T Chinese Assets?

There is a story I have told on my radio program, The Kevin Downey, Jr. Show, about my mother calling me to tell me she had cancer for the third time.

"This is the worst day of my life," she said.

FACT-O-RAMA! For those who have fought cancer, facing it for the second, or even third, time is daunting and terrifying. The fight is so grueling that some want to give up. Please don't do that.

I replied, "No, mother (yes, I called her "mother"), yesterday was the worst day of your life because you had cancer and didn't know it. Now you know, and you have a chance to fight. Today is the best possible day you can have."

My point is this: I believe we are going to see a shocking and sepulchral level of Chinese skullduggery in our government, and it's going to be scary. The only thing worse would be if we never found out until it was too late.

Related: In 1958 Communists Had 45 Goals to Take Over the U.S. Without Firing a Shot. Here Are the Ones They've Already Achieved

Let's put on our tinfoil hats, connect some grim dots, and see what we can learn about the cancer we call the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) surging through our government.

Former Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) watched his career dive and crash like a flaming Stuka after a handful of suspiciously timed, though very believable, allegations of sexual assault.

INSIDE BASEBALL-O-RAMA! Here at PJ Media, whenever someone comes up with something like "flaming Stuka," someone will typically joke, "I saw the Flaming Stukas open for Echo and the Bunnymen in '86." Stephen Green (I call him "Vodka") and Kruiser usually lead the way in this never-exhausted joke here at PJM.

The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department announced that it was launching an investigation, and Swalwell limped away and out of the headlines ... until last Saturday.

Last Saturday, the FBI was waiting for Swalwell at the San Francisco International Airport with warrants to commandeer his electronic devices and search his home in Washington, D.C.

We also learned that day what we already kinda, sorta knew: Swalwell had been sleeping with a woman referred to as Fang Fang, whom we now know was a Chinese spy.

Victor Davis Hanson *ROASTS* Eric Swalwell over Fang Fang allegations.

"When [Fang Fang] walked in my office ... the way she changed accents and how she was dressed , you would have to be a stupid, narcissistic idiot to fall for that! I'm serious!" pic.twitter.com/DaCMFo9U7G
— Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) August 16, 2025

Now for the juicy part: Lady Fang was throwing more than sweet-and-sour pork at Swalwell; she was also handing mad stacks to him. In return, she had him place some of her "friends" into internships in carefully chosen offices.

Did Swalwell know Fang Fang was a spy? Perhaps, perhaps not, but either way, he was instrumental in spreading the CCP cancer further into our nation.

Suspiciously, then-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi kept Swalwell on the House Intelligence Committee, even after the FBI told her Swalwell was enjoying some Hunan double delight with a likely Chinese spy.

Watch Pelosi as she stands up for China at the beginning of the COVID nonsense and suggests people come on down to San Francisco's Chinatown district. Within days, the brutal lockdowns would begin.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department is investigating Swalwell's rape allegations, but it was the FBI that snatched his electronics and searched his D.C. home. Something tells me the feds are sniffing out what I suspect will be a Chinese spy infiltration involving high-ranking politicians and deep state quislings, many of whom have no idea who else is involved and may not even realize they are themselves complicit in commie cozenage.

Comey the Homey

Former FBI skipper James Comey was indicted last April on two felony counts: one involved threatening President Donald Trump's life with the now-infamous "8647" seashell photo, an alleged assassination suggestion, and transmitting that threat through interstate commerce (he posted the threat on Instagram).

Nailing Comey over a bunch of seashells strikes me as flimsy, but what is beneath that photo?

FACT-O-RAMA! Steganography is a technology that allows someone to hide a message in a photo, post it on social media, and have their myrmidons read it while no one else can.

Comey's Instagram page has a handful of recurring themes: pics of his books, gay pride photos, and photos that are just boring. Is there something hidden within them through the use of steganography? We do not yet know.

Here's the fun part: a look at Comey's Twitter/X page back in November 2017 will show you a post that reads: "Check the actual cover. I’m all about Oxford commas."

Say what?

The cover of Comey's book A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership sports what is known as an Oxford comma.

PEDANTICS-O-RAMA! An "Oxford comma" is the last comma used in the title, after the word "Lies." Some people use it; some do not.

"Oxford Comma" was also the name of the secret investigation the deep state slimers at the FBI launched into Trump to see if Russia was somehow involved in Comey's firing. Though Comey was now an unemployed civilian, it seems he was kept abreast of what was happening in the FBI.

To dodge Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests, FBI agents "allegedly" spelled it out as "Oxferd c0mma" so that computer searches would miss reports and produce goose eggs.

FACT-O-RAMA! When asked about his political leanings, Comey once "joked": "I’d moved from Communist to whatever I am now. I’m not even sure how to characterize myself politically."

I guess Comey forgot about how he protected Hillary Clinton regarding her secret server that she had scrubbed before the 2016 election.

A lot of people won't read an article that is deemed to take 35 minutes to read, so let's slam this baby into high gear:

Dianne "Skeletor" Feinstein's chauffeur for 20 years was a Chinese spy. Rather than retire and enjoy her $88 million net worth, she stayed on the job until she died. Like the mafia, there is only one way out of working with China. In a casket.

Speaking of caskets... ahem....Mitch McConnell is worth at least $66 million, due almost entirely to his Chinese wife's involvement in a shipping company that has ties to the CCP.

PINKO-RAMA! After McConnell married his wife, Elaine Chao, in 1993, he was invited to visit China and rub elbows with then-President Jiang Zemin and his vice premier, Li Lanqing. Although McConnell is now nothing but a human statue, he, like Feinstein, refuses to retire and enjoy what's left of his life.

Former CIA leader John Brennan proudly admitted he voted for a communist, Gus Hall, for president. The CIA hired him anyway.

FACT-O-RAMA! By 1976, communists had killed tens of millions of people.

John Bolton, former national security advisor under Trump, was hit with 10 counts of unlawful retention of classified information and eight counts of transmitting it. He eventually pleaded guilty to one felony count involving classified information and, among other things, foreign leaders.

The Biden family has raked in at least $30 million from Burisma in Ukraine and the CCP, as per Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.).

NEW: The House Oversight and Reform Committee expects to uncover $20M-$30M in bribes received by the Biden family from foreign nationals during his time as VP.

The revelation was made by Rep. James Comer who suggested that the web of alleged bribes ran deeper than originally… pic.twitter.com/s1B43rIMC2
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) June 15, 2023

Why won't John Thune pass the Save America Act, even though a vast majority of Americans want it? Let's ask Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) what he thinks.

It looks like the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) are on the gravy train too:

Frightening but this is what China has patiently done. They've bribed and compromised and subtly manipulated politicians from Joe Biden, and Eric Swalwell to low level functionaries, college students and foreigners like this guy. They play the long game. https://t.co/r2IE6doOk4
— Miranda Devine (@mirandadevine) August 18, 2026

I believe that, as long as Trump remains alive, we will eventually see a revelation of serious Chinese involvement in our nation's various institutions: political, educational, and everything else we can think of.

The communists are everywhere. Be ready.

Editor's Note: The Democrat Party has been infected by socialism, and it's spreading FAST. Democrats are claiming there's nothing to worry about, but we know the truth.

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