There are few things more entertaining than watching Democrats in handcuffs being froggy-walked into police stations, courtrooms, and, not frequently enough, jail.
Check out this veritable "Who's That?" of politics. All of these yobbos have at least two things in common: They are "alleged" criminals, and they are also undeniably and reliably Democrats.
Democrat crime stories from just the past week
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- NM House Leader Sheryl Williams Stapleton convicted for diverting public education funds to her friend and gettinf kickbacks
- MA Mayor Brian DePena charged for stealing covid relief funds
- NJ Councilwoman Gina Laplaca charged… pic.twitter.com/HpAG12iZgd
I wish stealing was the worst these Democrats and their charges were guilty of, but hey, the Left loves sexual predators to the point that they frequently refuse to keep them locked up, especially if they are here illegally.
"Georgia man" Obed Reyes, 29, was so determined to attack a 15-year-old girl that he tunneled from one apartment unit to another.
🚨DEAR GOD!!!
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) August 14, 2026
An alleged illegal immigrant SMASHED THROUGH A CLOSET WALL and ATTACKED a 15-year-old girl who was babysitting...
...grabbing her by the hair, BEAT HER, and threatened to r*pe her, while two little kids, ages 5 and 7, watched in TERROR... BUT SHE FOUGHT HIM… pic.twitter.com/kY5PDgjTOP
The would-be victim fought back against the savage who gophered his way into the home.
Reyes, here in the U.S. illegally, has been charged with kidnapping, attempted rape, aggravated assault, burglary, and two counts of cruelty to children.
Me Pay You Long Time
Former Democratic Party California Rep. and current rape suspect, Eric Swalwell, woke up to some uncomfy news this week. Recently released records show that Swalwell's Chinese spy squeeze, known as Fang Fang, was giving Eric more than sweet and sour pork: She was handing him cash, and in return, he put her interns in places Fang Fang wanted them.
The FBI allegedly hoped to arrest both Swalwell and Fang, but found that doing so was "non-viable due to national security reasons.”
FACT-O-RAMA! The FBI didn't seem to worry about "national security" when they raided then-citizen Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago home in search of "classified" documents.
Spies Like Us, finally!
Four years ago, the FBI was taking special agents off of child trafficking cases to run down MAGA meemaws who walked through an open door at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. Today, they are chasing actual domestic terrorists from the girls' club known as Antifa.
Federal agents infiltrated Antifa, kept records of what they learned, and discovered that two prominent unions, the Service Employees International Union and the Communications Workers of America, are complicit in diverting funds to terror groups, with the help of some of those pesky non-governmental organizations (NGO) that, in my opinion, need to disappear faster than Twinkies at a fat camp.
The NGOs in question are called "Voices for Racial Justice" (how Marxy!) and Sunrise Movement, which is just a bunch of ragged underachievers who make noise outside of hotels where ICE agents are believed to be sleeping.
Thus far, 15 anti-ICE clodpolls have been indicted for various crimes. They've all pleaded not guilty.
Considering all of this came out in the last week or so, I'd say hunting filthy Democrats has been good, and there is no bag limit.
Check back for more hilarity, as I am certain that somewhere, a Democrat is stealing COVID funds, sexually assaulting a woman, breaking into a mother-in-law's house, or running a sex-trafficking operation:
Wake up, Democrats. You must wake up. This is getting really serious now @Tim_Walz #fraud #minnesota #trafficking #vulnerableadults #fyp #trending pic.twitter.com/V3dCqOSXk8
— Nathaniel M. Olson (@NateOls92341004) August 17, 2026
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