Release the Clowns! Desperate Dems Send in the Odd Squad, Hilarity Ensues

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The recent crop of Democrat politicians and the spellbound scullions who support them have something in common: They're crazier than squirrel scat.

Each successive wave appears to be wackier than the last, which seems impossible considering what the Democrats have thrown at us in the last five years:

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I wrote a few weeks ago about how the Democrats are scraping the bottom of the clown car (eww) to find new minions, and, just as you think they've emptied their freak tank, along comes another wave of putrid mutants to carry the soggy torch of liberalism into battle.

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And yet it appears that, just when you think you've seen the grand finale of progressive flunkies, the Democrats throw us an unsettling encore.

Sending the "trans children"-loving James Talarico to compete against Ken Paxton for a Texas Senate seat tells me one of two things: 

  1. The Democrats have a plan to cheat.
  2. The Democrats didn't learn that mushy femme-bois like Minnesota Governor and attempted Vice President of the United States Tim Walz are bad for business.

Check out "Tampon" Tim, who put the "men" in menstruate:

FACT-O-RAMA! While most of our seniors were wisely avoiding the heat last week, some cray-cray, leftoid geezers were happy to risk a heat stroke to do this...

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Just when you think the estro-centric, scrotum-phobic sitzpinkler Talarico can't humiliate himself even more, he does:

#HoldMySkinnyGirlMoscato

Conversely, as Talarico struts around the campaign trail in what appears to be a mating ritual that competes with the red-capped manakin's moonwalk, Rep. Brandon Gill makes Texas proud as he attacks Muslim aggression and uppity Democrat women like this:

The Democrats struck out with Nancy-boy Walz, and Talarico is widely expected to go down like a non-binary Hindenburg. What's next on the freak show parade?

Whereas Talarico has all the charm of a bike seat-sniffing creeper, Graham Platner, Maine's would-be candidate for a Senate seat, comes off like the rapey, Nazi-communist hybrid that he (allegedly) is.

FACT-O-RAMA! The leftist shams who called Elon Musk a "Nazi" after he threw a Roman salute to a crowd happily backed Platner despite the Nazi SS Totenkopf tattoo across his chest.

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With the possible exception of Michelle Obama, the Democratic Party is sorely lacking in testosterone, and the answer isn't a potential rapist.

By now you may be thinking: "KDJ, what about Cory Booker?"

You mean this milksop?

It would seem that after spending decades feminizing men, the Democratic farm is all hens, no roosters.

Meanwhile, Republicans like Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Vice President JD Vance, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, and the aforementioned Rep. Brandon Gill are but a few of the young, "swipe-right" elephants taking care of business while the Democrats, well...

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