Pam Bondi was sent to the Attorney General showers on April 2, 2026, after nearly a year of few indictments. The acting attorney general, Todd Blanche, was appointed the same day, and the contrast between Blanche and Bondi is so bright, we gotta wear shades.
FACT-O-RAMA! Bondi recently "missed" a scheduled appearance before Congress to discuss the Department of Justice's (DOJ) handling of the Epstein files. She has been rescheduled to appear on May 29.
Five days after stepping into the attorney general gig, Blanche established the National Fraud Enforcement Division to chase scammers who have been stealing billions of taxpayer dollars, largely through bogus businesses conspicuously located mainly in blue, toilet states like Maine, Minnesota, and California.
Blanche was also a part of President Donald Trump's push to bring back the firing squad to dispatch criminals whose crimes make them unworthy of existence.
But these last two weeks have cemented Blanche's tasty spot in the MAGA Hall of Fame.
Last week, Blanche’s office announced charges against the diarrhea people at the Southern Poverty Law Center — the self-appointed, unelected paladins against the phantom hordes of seething, melatonin-hating peckerwoods rumored to be training “up in the hills,” allegedly to slaughter “certain communities” — for bribing Nazis and Klan klowns to be more “white supremacy-ish,” and paying them, through some financial skullduggery, about $3 million to put their hatred into overdrive and be really, really racist.
NEW: Trump DERANGED Dem Rep. Maxine Waters calls Donald Trump supporters "domestic terrorists" and wants to know if they are "preparing a civil war against us."
— Unlimited L's (@unlimited_ls) June 3, 2024
Last month she wanted to know about the "right-wing organizations" that are "training up in the hills somewhere"… pic.twitter.com/bSJFpbc5Le
This week is only half over, and Blanche has been busier than Nancy Pelosi's bartender.
Federal agents swarmed 22 alleged fake businesses in Minneapolis, stories brought to the surface by independent journalist Nick Shirley—most of which are owned by Minnesota’s golden children, Somali immigrants. As I was pouring a celebratory libation of Spy Trail bourbon, my phone exploded with gleeful texts about former FBI Director James Comey being indicted for his sophomoric "8647" seashell dogwhistle, allegedly calling on one of the Democrats' sanity-deficient lager louts to assassinate Trump.
FACT-O-RAMA! No one is watching this case closer than Michigan Governor "Stretchin'" Gretchen Whitmer, who decorated a table with an "8645" tchotchke during Trump's first term. Unfortunately, only the accessory police can punish Whitmer for the "Fauci pillow" also seen in some of her Zoom videos from the golden age of COVID.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Department of Justice leaves open the possibility of investigating Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer for displaying an "8645" message in the background of a news interview in 2020.
— Michigan GOP (@MIGOP) April 28, 2026
QUESTION: "Should we expect more indictments of this sort? For example, in 2020… pic.twitter.com/DcM8GpxpVH
Then there is the gleeful news about Dr. David Morens, head flunky to Dr. Anthony Fauci, regarding his hiding the true origins of COVID and his attempt to cover his tracks.
FAUCI-O-RAMA! Morens stupidly emailed his cronies to announce that he knew how to dispose of incriminating emails. Those braggadocios memos might send him to prison for the rest of his life, unless he rolls over on "The Fauc," whose presidential pardon does not protect him from being hammered by state charges.
So, how is it that Blanche delivered more investigative excitement in under a month than Bondi did in just over a year?
Federal investigations move slowly, so it wouldn't be unfair to suggest Bondi was merely three weeks away from lowering the boom on Comey (for the second time) before Trump sent her to the cornfield. Ditto the SPLC investigation. Whereas I personally have never investigated race-baiters for paying other race-baiters to bait more racial conswallop, I suspect this investigation didn't start the day Bondi jumped onto the unemployment line with Illinois Governor JB Pritzker's dietician.
I suspect Bondi could have raided those 22 Somali scam businesses, but...she didn't, which is infuriating considering a 23-year-old YouTuber did all the dirty work.
Blanche's aforementioned National Fraud Enforcement Division was created on April 7 of this year, and the raids on those 22 Somali fraudsters' businesses came exactly three weeks later, to the cheers of hard-working Americans who hate to see free-loading invaders walk off with mad stacks of taxpayer cheddar. Was Bondi incapable of such a battle plan? Did she just not think of it, or was there some nefarious, mustache-curling codology happening in the shadows?
Perhaps Bondi was threatened into moving the investigations along at a glacial pace. We know she was relocated to secure military housing in March, as other members of Trump's administration have been, after threats from Mexican cartels, Democrat protestors, criminals, and foreign enemies.
The threat from the deep state is real, to the point that former deputy director of the FBI Dan Bongino, who worked as a Secret Service agent as well as a New York City cop, admitted to Sean Hannity that he is scared "they" will come for him if and when the Democrats are back in charge.
Dan Bongino:
Pete Best— Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) April 28, 2026
“I’m scared man. I know what I did, I’m proud of my work.”
“I know what’s coming…they’re going to come for me.”
“I know what I started.” pic.twitter.com/wWbARfToiK
Is it possible Bondi was "randomly" replaced just before the heyday of Trump's prosecutions of the deep state, making her the Pete Best of the Trump administration? Sure, it's possible, but not likely.
I suspect Bondi was in over her head in her role as the attorney general.
Every indication is that Blanche fearlessly attacked the deep state that has been attacking Trump since he came down the escalator at Trump Tower because he learned from Bondi's beheading: deliver scalps, or be scalped.
Perhaps we will know more about Bondi and her possible motivations after she finally appears before Congress to address her rollout of the Epstein files. This may give us some insight into where her allegiances lie, and perhaps into her lackluster performance regarding rounding up the deep state yobbos who pose more of a threat to America than the Japanese in World War 2.
Either way, this has been the greatest week for Team Trump and its mission to put an enema hose into Washington, D.C., and flush the bog frogs and sewer goblins into oblivion.
Monday morning quarterbacking is pointless, but I get giddy when I think of what Blanche could have accomplished had he, not Bondi, been propped up as the attorney general one year ago.
