Adventures in the Patriarchy™: Courting Disaster, Volume V

Nov 11, 2026 7:05 AM
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Adventures in the Patriarchy™: Courting Disaster, Volume V
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Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — progressively defined to include the legacy kind and the transgender variety — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.

Conditions are brutal out there in the field for the birds and the bees.

‘Annual Partner Summit’ 

This sadistic lady who probably works in human resources in some soulless Fortune 500 company not only forced her “partner” — feminists always refer to their boyfriends or husbands as their “partners” for some reason that has to do with subverting the Patriarchy™ — to participate in this humiliation ritual; she filmed it and put it on TikTok.

That is basically a BDSM film — borderline pornographic.

You can see the pain in his eyes, like a wild animal caught with its leg in a trap — frightened and desperate for relief, crying out to the cruel, cold world for help.

He wants to be put out of his misery.

As soon as MAID becomes available in Manhattan or wherever this atrocity was filmed, he’s definitely taking advantage of the opportunity to have the state lovingly and liberally off him.

It beats the slow-motion death by a thousand “partner summits” he’s currently experiencing.

He simply can’t go on like this.

And she can’t keep getting away with it.

They can’t keep getting away with it.

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‘I’m a Michigan ten’

There were always delusional women, and delusional people in general, long before the advent of feminism. 

However, the ideology fosters and intensifies delusion among its adherents, like this absolute clunker who tells the interviewer with a straight face that she’s a “Michigan 10.” 

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“I might not be a Florida ten, but I’m a Michigan ten,” she adds, sprinkling in a little false humility to make her delusional claim seem more plausible. 

As long as we’re commodifying sex appeal and giving it an arbitrary rating — which, for the record, probably isn’t good social practice in the first place — if this girl were a car, she’d be a 90s-era Ford Fiesta with a missing hubcap and an empty cavity on the console with a tangle of wires sticking out where the radio was stripped out during a burglary.

But she thinks she’s a Porsche.

Feminism did that.

She might have been a mentally unsound narcissist anyway, but feminism, at a bare minimum, helped her along the path to total delusion, the destination being her apparently sincere belief that she’s a “Michigan ten.”

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‘Ghosters are rapists’ 

(“Ghosting,” for context, is the term the hipster kids use for people who suddenly cease communication with no explanation.)

If you meet a man and that man opens you up and makes you feel comfortable and makes you feel safe enough to engage with him sexually, and then you engage with him sexually, and then that man ghosts you, that man is a rapist. That man is a rapist. Let's stop normalizing men that ghost. He's not ghosting you because he has his own abandonment issues and attachment issues and avoidant issues. He's a mother***ing rapist, and we should rage. We should stop this…

Things like this happen on a daily with women, and it's not the woman's fault. It's the man's fault for lying, for manipulating, for ghosting, for putting on an act and an image that is fully not him. Let's stop normalizing ghosting and using the correct terminology that the ghosters are rapists.

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Overly enthusiastic? You’re probably a rapist.

Not enthusiastic enough? Also a rapist.

Whatever you do, you’re a rapist: “The answer is I was raped. I forgot the question.”

News Topics MENTAL HEALTH | TIKTOK | TRANSGENDER | WOKE

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