Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — progressively defined to include the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
#IAmJaneDoe
Some lady with a mullet and a septum piercing wants the world to know that she is Jane Doe, too.
She definitely, for sure, knows that if she were ever in a similar situation as Jane Doe, if she ever set foot in a Chi Phi house, she would find a gang of lustful fraternity brothers brutally setting upon her.
For sure.
They simply wouldn’t be capable of resisting the siren call of this prize.
Men have historically gone to war over lesser beauties.
No doubt.
You know what... I'm just gonna let the comments handle this nonsense, FFS 🤦 https://t.co/t4hjnIpvv4
— Phoenix 🇺🇸 (@Phoenix2A_1980s) October 6, 2026
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I am once more taken aback by the extreme lack of effort these people put into their virtue-signaling TikTok propaganda.
It’s always just them making psychotropic drug-induced faces into the camera with a generic caption thrown on top, which they seem to genuinely believe is worth people’s time, and for which they deserve credit for contributing to the national conversation.
Sad!
Tatted-up lesbian unit with a badge does the #IamJaneDoe thing too
An absolute bulldog of a lesbian — heavily tattooed (including on her neck), presumably roided out of her mind, and whom the state ostensibly deputized to enforce the law in whatever jurisdiction (the resolution on the video isn’t high enough to make out what her badge says) — films herself in a public restroom, presumably at her precinct, walking into frame with a grimace on her face before setting her hand on her taser and flashing the caption “I am Jane Doe” on the screen.
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In the background plays the now-ubiquitous feminist anthem that the Lindsay Clancy Karens popularized, in which the singer complains about all of the alleged impositions of The Patriarchy™ on the women of the West.
I have to be honest: if I were minding my own business in a public stall only to turn around and find this beast staring me down with her hand on her taser and the law on her side, I’d actually be pretty intimidated — like Ike Clanton in Tombstone when Wyatt Earp threatens to turn his head into a canoe.What I don’t understand is, assuming this is an actual cop and not just your standard softball catcher LARPing for attention from young femmes on the internet in order to recruit them into her harem, how recording herself essentially threatening to enact vigilante justice on accused rapists in a public toilet for TikTok in any way complies with the behavioral standards that her department has set.Then again, if her chief tried to rein her in, he’d probably get the hand-on-taser routine as well, or worse — and a lawsuit for gender discrimination.
As Rachel Maddow — who has clawed her way to the top of the MS NOW hierarchy and now rules it with an iron fist by keeping her subordinates in a constant state of low-grade terror — has demonstrated, the bulldog lesbian’s chief source of power is the fear she instills in lesser men.
Glad to see Megan Rapinoe found meaningful work again https://t.co/GMoZ0Buals
— J 🎙️ (@blackhawkce457) October 5, 2026
The Ballad of the Cuckold With a Heart of Gold
The ladies love a heartfelt acoustic existential ballad, I’ve been reliably told.
They swoon for sensitive artists.
They lust after white knights.
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This guy obviously thinks he’s found the secret formula to win that special lady’s heart.
Will it work?
Cornell 7 has performative males reaching for new heights. https://t.co/DkF2afWyoU
— Lee Kuan Yimby (@LeeKuanYimby) October 9, 2026
