Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
The sordid Lindsay Clancy saga appears to have triggered a mass psychosis event on the scale of the COVID-19 terror among feminists — including perverse elements of witchcraft, which we’ll arrive at shortly.
Leave it to cancerous progressives to parlay such a tragedy into a political indictment of The Patriarchy™ to satisfy their personal grievances against society, their husbands, etc. — as well as a vehicle for garnering attention for themselves, particularly on social media.
They have afflicted TikTok and other social media platforms with selfie videos of themselves throwing ice into bathtubs while crying hysterically as a peculiar form of “therapy” to deal with alleged postpartum rage.
Women are recording themselves throwing ice in their bathroom while shrieking in solidarity with Lindsay Clancy pic.twitter.com/xCbtciPOJi
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 21, 2026
Imagine the preparation involved:
- Get your ice ready in the bucket
- Set up your camera for the perfect angle
- Get the tears flowing
- Scream like a banshee
- Add the captions in post-production
- Dub in the sad piano music
- Upload
- Obsessively check for likes and supportive comments
In some ways, you gotta respect the hustle it takes just to make yourself look like an unhinged lunatic for the world to enjoy.
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They have shown up by the hundreds in person, all clad in pink — many from out of state and many, disturbingly, with their babies on their hips — at the site of the trial, outside of the courthouse, to exhibit their emotional support for the woman who allegedly strangled her children one at a time, methodically, with exercise bands.
Lindsay Clancy is to the Karen wine mom demographic what George Floyd was to BLM Social Justice™ people: a martyr for the cause.
Supporters of Lindsay Clancy, the Duxbury woman charged with murdering her three children in January 2023, gathered outside Plymouth Superior Court ahead of another day of testimony in her murder trial. Read more coverage of the trial here. https://t.co/yHq5Yz97Tj pic.twitter.com/hn07S9JO4H
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) August 20, 2026
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If you’ll notice, not one of the women interviewed on the street in the pink mass of humanity has a single critical word for the pharmaceutical industry. They might say that the doctors or “the system” failed her, but they never actually criticize the fact that this lady was drugged up with 13 (14, if you count the Benadryl) psychotropic drugs.
That’s probably because a.) a huge percentage of these women are on SSRIs themselves, and they love them because they make them feel numb, and b.) they are well-trained since COVID (and before) to Respect the Science™.
Perhaps most discomfiting of all, feminist TikTok witches are casting “justice spells” so that “the truth” will come out regarding the case, presumably meaning her husband will get the blame.
Feminist witch uploads TikTok video casting a "justice spell" for Lindsay Clancy pic.twitter.com/YLdpYY67uJ
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 21, 2026
Honest to goodness, what ever are we to do with these women?
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If it were up to me as emperor, with infinite government resources at my disposal and a total disregard for civil liberties, we’d have a massive SSRI detox regime followed by re-education camps.
