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Liberated former CNN host reports sleeping with four men in last month
After the Most Trusted Name in News™ CNN unceremoniously fired Brooke Baldwin in 2021, like most of the overrated news actors on that network who get the pink slip, she faded into D-tier obscurity, and started a Substack like the rest of us peasants.
(These people all ruthlessly mocked the provincial hayseeds who had dissident Substack accounts during COVID because their voices were shut out of institutional legacy media, and frequently called for their censorship even from there, only to shamelessly turn around and start their own once they get fired from legacy media.)
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Anyway, 47-year-old Baldwin is now reporting for her audience the apparently important news that she managed to sleep with no fewer than four men in the span of the last month, an accomplishment she is sufficiently proud of to announce to the world.
One of these mystery men is allegedly a former leader of a country, and the other “spends his days trying to save our democracy one congressional district at a time,” meaning a Democrat operative of some kind.
Via Unraveling With Brooke Baldwin (emphasis added):
If you’ve been reading me for a while, you know I signed up for my very first dating app a few months ago and lasted approximately three minutes before deleting it… Very recently, I gave it another shot.
Why? Maybe I wanted a distraction. Maybe I like to kiss. Maybe I’m a grown-ass woman who can do whatever the hell she wants.
This time I made it... five whole days.
Part of my bio read:
Integrity. Brains. Respect. Big career. Deeply spiritual. Serial monogamist... but taking a break from that for the first time in my life. Rare window.
Rare window.
It’s true. I know myself. I love love. I love partnership. This chapter won’t last forever.
But here’s what’s fascinating. Over the last month or so, I’ve had the opportunity to sleep with four different men. This is not a humblebrag. Nor have I suddenly become Samantha Jones. (Though if that’s your lane... Do you, boo.)
What’s interesting isn’t them. It’s me.
We’ll get to that but first — they’re all amazing.
One literally flew in just to take me to dinner and spends his days trying to save our democracy one congressional district at a time.
One used to run a country.
One is just... hot.
That’s all you’re getting for now.
(Also, this is officially awkward because I know at least a couple of these gentlemen subscribe to this Substack now. Hi, fellas. 👋)
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Now that she’s effectively doing a safe-for-work Substack version of OnlyFans, I’d like to bring to your attention my personal favorite Baldwin moment from her storied CNN career, when she performatively feigned outrage after Clay Travis said on the air, preposterously and hilariously, that the only two things he really believes in are the First Amendment and boobs.
“Two things that have only never let me down in this entire country's history: the First Amendment and boobs.”😂🤣 ~ Clay Travis pic.twitter.com/OKSt4Crd1d
— Chukwu-ebuka (@Nwabulibu) December 14, 2022
