Documenting the West’s descent into Satanic receivership at the hands of the gender goblins and their allies in media and government.
Run, Ashley, run!
As the Democrats scramble to nominate a replacement Senate candidate for Graham Platner in Maine, one Ashley Webb went viral for his recent intra-party debate performance, in which he declared that he is running for higher office so that he can use the women’s restroom in peace:
With the trans community, like, we’re being dehumanized. They say that we want to hurt people. I don’t’ want to hurt anybody, I just want to use the bathroom. If they want me to use the men’s room, I will, but I don’t want to be assaulted.
Ashley Webb - a Democrat contender to replace Graham Platner for U.S. Senate:
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 17, 2026
"I don't want to hurt anybody, I just want to use the bathroom...if they want me to use the men's room I will but I don't want to be assaulted." pic.twitter.com/ckiNs08hi9
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These people love publicly fantasizing about being assaulted/raped in the men’s bathroom by transphobes, so much so that I think it’s some kind of perverted fetish.
Webb claims to be “intersex,” a medical condition/gender identity that, real or not, is somehow the primary focus of his campaign and apparently a major personal fixation for the candidate, who can’t stop talking about how the “system failed” him by not providing him adequate medical records… or something.
Via Maine Democrats (emphasis added):
“My campaign, “Ashley Webb: Take No Prisoners,” is run the way I’ve run every fight in my life: independently, transparently, and without waiting for permission from people who’ve never had to navigate the systems I have. I serve as both candidate and treasurer of my own committee because I believe accountability starts at home.
Grassroots movements don’t survive on enthusiasm alone – they survive When the people leading them keep listening after the excitement of a launch fades. That’s my commitment: I will keep showing up in Farmington, in Skowhegan, in every town that federal infrastructure investment has bypassed for decades. I will keep pushing for a healthcare system that treats patients as partners in their own care instead of obstacles to a fifteen-minute visit. I will keep the same relentless, detail-driven approach I’ve used for years fighting for my own medical records and accountability, and apply it to fighting for every Mainer the system has failed.
As an openly trans and intersex woman, I know what it means to be told to wait, to be quieter, to let someone else speak for you. I won’t do that in this campaign, and I won’t do it in the Senate. No Mainer – rural or urban, Democrat, Republican, or unenrolled – should have to fight this hard just to be heard by the people meant to represent them.
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In addition to garnering sympathy for his travails being his personal crusade, he also apparently believes this kind of victimhood narrative will appeal to the sensibilities of the progressive electorate — and he’s probably correct.
Normal people look at Webb and see a Froot Loop in desperate need of psychological counseling; Democrats see a brave and stunning social justice warrior.
Webb has previously claimed that he has a monthly cycle, in which the menses exits his body through his rectum rather than the traditional route.
Here he is in another recently unearthed interview adding additional context, claiming that during his 29-day cycle, he "leaks, like, a mucus, which [doctors] can't really explain."
Delusional Froot Loop and Maine Senate candidate Ashley Webb (a man) describes a "mucous" that doctors "can't really explain" that "leaks" from his rectum during his 29-day cycle pic.twitter.com/2Hf707NtqH
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) July 21, 2026
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Purely from a self-interested journalistic perspective, I couldn’t more wholeheartedly support the nomination of Ashley Webb for United States Senate.
One cannot fathom the treasure trove of content one could dig out of this fruitcake from now until November if he’s given the national spotlight. No Hollywood production could rival the entertainment value of a Susan Collins vs. Ashley Webb nationally televised debate, which might do better numbers than any presidential debate in history.
The meme possibilities are endless.
They’ve already flooded social media, on the basis of just the one debate performance and a tiny sampling of his past public utterances, the full cornucopia of which has yet to be mined.
Titanic, but instead of Kate Winslet as Rose, it’s Ashley Webb. pic.twitter.com/ffRc6ZhjIh
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) July 20, 2026
