Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgender — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Two girl cops, one door
(The section heading is a very clever, if I may be so bold as to congratulate myself, reference to the infamous internet video known worldwide as “Two Girls, One Cup,” which I wouldn’t recommend looking up unless you have a strong stomach and an appetite for smut.)
Some British Deplorable made an offensive meme about a protected minority group, expressed opposition to child trannysim, or made his profile picture a Union Jack or whatever — some offense against state orthodoxy which is now illegal in England — so the government sent a brigade of lady cops to his house to show him what was what.
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The attempted door breach, which could have been some Monty Python skit, ended in abysmal failure.
Two lady cops and battering ram vs residential door
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) June 18, 2026
Door wins pic.twitter.com/KWmRMh2amF
Lady cops harass man for standing and looking around in public park
Because there’s nothing serious like feral migrants running around with knives they’re allowed to carry for some reason while the natives are totally disarmed, hacking people’s faces apart and raping native schoolgirls, this duo of lady cops decides to accost a man standing in a park and looking at people in order to interrogate him about what he might mean by it.
“I saw you, like… just watching, looking at people, not really doing anything,” the migrant lady copper in the hijab explains. “You’re not meeting up with anyone. You’re just watching people.”
UK: Man interrogated in public park for standing there, looking around pic.twitter.com/AgtDZwNM6a
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) June 18, 2026
‘You’re not allowed to sing church songs outside of church’
Here we’ve got a very unpleasant lady copper, like a Bizarro World Mary Poppins, fully devoid of any sugar to make the medicine go down, telling (with no legal rationale) a Christian gospel singer she’s forbidden from singing Christian-themed songs “outside of church grounds.”
Via Breitbart (emphasis added):
A Christian gospel singer was told by a volunteer police officer that she was forbidden from singing “church songs” on the streets of Britain in the latest example of apparently legally ilitterate anti-Christian bias from UK police.
Harmonie London, a gospel singer who often performs Christian music on the streets of London, shared footage over the weekend of a female volunteer police officer trying to shut down her performance.
In the video, the officer told London: “No, miss, you’re not allowed to sing church songs outside of church grounds,” and wrongly asserted that she could only sing “outside of church grounds unless you have been authorised by the Church to do these kind of songs”.
“That’s a load of rubbish, you’re allowed,” Ms London replied, appealing to the Human Rights Act, which protects freedom of religion in the UK. The officer, apparently stumped by this walked away in frustration while sticking her tongue out at the camera.
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Orwellian Mary Poppins cop: "You’re not allowed to sing church songs outside of church" pic.twitter.com/8gIIwL4u8B
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) June 18, 2026
There’s really something viscerally triggering to these people about the invocation of anything adjacent to Jesus Christ that brings the demons out into the open — in this case, manifest in the aggressive protrusion of the tongue into the camera — which is why I have come around to believing there’s actually something to the exorcism industry.
