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Rosie appears in heavily filtered selfie video to cry about betrayal by Eric Swalwell, swears off men forever
Rosie O’Donnell simply could not have foreseen that a Democrat politician —one of the good guys, by definition, you understand, because they support drive-thru abortions — in whom she had placed her undying trust, would turn out to be a lying, cheating sleazebag.
As a result of the betrayal, she’s “heartbroken.”
Let’s break out our tiny violins and nod along in sympathy:
Can we talk a little bit about Eric Swalwell? I know that guy… donated money to him… I believed in him and his cute little family and two kids and standing up to all those people when he berates them for their moralless behavior. And then all this comes out about him. And, uh, it’s heartbreaking to me…
You know the conclusion I’ve come to? Men suck. Men suck. The way that they are physiologically, they can’t sort of control their sexual urges. This is what I find.
Rosie is shocked and outraged -- outraged! -- that a Democrat politician she gave money to turns out to be a degenerate predator pic.twitter.com/Z4Jpsxj2xg
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) April 18, 2026
Breaking news!
Stop the presses!
Rosie O’Donnell, an aggressively out-of-the-closet lesbian whose public persona over decades could be best summarized as “hulking softball catcher,” hates men!
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Obviously this wasn’t Rosie’s intent here — she would never extend any charity whatsoever to men — and she surely didn’t think through the implications of her claim, but, if it were true that men are incapable of exerting any restraint over their sexual urges, then how could rape ever be their fault? That would be like blaming the lion for hunting the gazelle.
Anyway, putting the substance of the video, such as it is, aside and turning to the aesthetics, if you stare into the abyss and consider carefully the video, you’ll notice that Rosie’s skin appears strikingly smooth, moisturized, and clear — vibrant, even.
It’s a curious visual, given that, as anyone subjected to this creature’s countenance will be aware, unfiltered Rosie’s face has been an unsightly, wrinkled cabbage patch of cankerous sores for years and years.
This, for example, is what she looked like on video a mere month ago, when she took to TikTok to explain that Trump had decimated her psychologically and that she was going to make a television show about it called “Dancing With the Devil,” “the devil being the orange man.”
Rosie: Trump broke my psyche pic.twitter.com/sTVlpOaYyJ
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) March 11, 2026
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I understand Rosie’s unlikely to read this — both because it’s behind a paywall and exclusively available only to you, our valued and loyal PJ Media readers, but also because she wouldn’t read such lItErAlLy FaScIsT literature even if it were free.
Still, on the off-chance she ever comes across this article, I would like to offer her some free and earnest advice: video filters only work when the whole world doesn’t already know what you actually look like, which is a diseased, bulbous wildebeest desperately in need of veterinary attention.
