Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgender individuals — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Wisconsin Democrat Secretary of State Sarah (Karen) Godlewski has epic front porch meltdown over hail
She essentially demands to talk to whatever manager is on duty for the weather to address her Climate Change™ complaint immediately.
Wisconsin Democrat Secretary of State Sarah (Karen) Godlewski absolutely loses her mind over hail, blames climate change pic.twitter.com/WuuFeRmHC6
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) April 16, 2026
Related: Hillary Claims ‘Climate Change’ Killed 500,000 Last Year, ‘Particularly Pregnant Women’
“This is not normal!” Karen exclaims through exasperated breaths.
Whoa there, easy, girl!
It actually is pretty normal.
So sayeth The Experts™ — and remember, Karen, we genuflect at the altar of The Experts™ at all times — at the Wisconsin State Climatology Office.
Via Wisconsin State Climatology Office (emphasis added):
Severe thunderstorms traveled across Wisconsin on May 15, 2025, accompanied by tornadoes, strong straight-line thunderstorm winds, and large and potentially damaging hail. Several reports of softball-sized hail with diameters approaching four inches fell near Altoona (Eau Claire County).
Comparatively, the largest hailstone to have been officially verified in state history was a 5.7-inch diameter stone that fell near Wausau (Marathon County) on May 22, 1921...
Wisconsin typically experiences between 20 and 30 days per year when 0.75-inch or larger hail falls…
Since large hail is produced by severe thunderstorms, the hail that falls across Wisconsin is seasonally dependent in a way similar to seasonal variations in thunderstorm activity. Slightly more than 84 percent of the large damaging hail falls during the warm half of the year (April through September), with the peak month for hail being in June (Figure 3)…
Inspection of the annual hail reports for Wisconsin over the last 70 years indicates a general increase in the occurrence of hailfall from less than 30 per year before the 1980s to averages nearing 200 by 2020. The largest number of hail reports in a single year reached over 600 in 2007.
However, these numbers rely on citizen reports. While a significant increase in reports is seen, this could be due to several factors. For example, a rise in the public’s interest in weather, a growing understanding of the importance of local storm reporting, or city development creating more property susceptible to hail damage.
The number of “hail days” has also been increasing (Figure 4). Some of the increases in the daily occurrences of hail may be attributed to an increased number of storm spotters and increased monetary values of property and crops that could be damaged.
WNBA commissioner seethes over basic question: ‘I wonder whether you would ask that of a man’
In response to apparent rumors that she’s on the way out in exchange for a new ultra-woke chief executive — which wouldn’t matter anyway unless the new commissioner has some sorcery up his/her/zher sleeve to make people care about professional women’s basketball, which Gavin McInnes once colorfully described as a “lesbian zoo” — WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert, through a plastic saccharine smile, expresses passive-aggressive outrage that anyone would dare ask her whether she plans to stay in the role: “I wonder whether you would ask that of a man.”
(The reporter posing the question is a woman, by the way.)
WATCH: Woke WNBA commissioner is asked how long she wants to stay in her job:
— Election Wizard (@ElectionWiz) April 14, 2026
“I wonder whether you would ask that of a man.” pic.twitter.com/B43OVoyO27
Insofar as this marks the first time in recorded history that more than twelve people have watched even a clip of an WNBA draft press conference, perhaps the performative outrage is a rhetorical marketing win for the commissioner.
