Archiving the “strange death of Europe,” as Douglas Murray put it, and the West more broadly, at the hands of the neoliberal technocracy.
Because the Prophet, Peace Be Upon Him, or one of his assistants or whatever, said so, Muslims have been waging a perpetual jihad on dogs for millennia now, believing them to be infectiously impure and, therefore, harboring a strong aversion to them.
Here are some totally-not-inbred village children in what looks to be Pakistan, for instance, having a great time menacing and torturing a cornered dog, an animal known to have extremely sensitive ears, with toy horns.
Muslim village children vs. terrified dog pic.twitter.com/fVVORiUFQF
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 18, 2026
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Former UK Labour adviser: No dogs allowed in national parks because Muslims might be offended
Sarah Anderson covered this story recently, in which Former Labour adviser Scarlett MccGwire advocates the banning of dogs from national parks in order to “make the countryside less white” because “Muslims find dogs very difficult.”
Former UK Labour adviser Scarlett MccGwire: Ban dogs from parks because they upset the Muslims pic.twitter.com/9ayth6ce6w
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 18, 2026
Imagine your job description reading “making the countryside less white.”
How do introductions at cocktail parties go?
“What do you do, Scarlett?”
“Well, Margaret, I ethnically cleanse the British countryside of the native population for my sugar daddy George Soros, so as to make room for more Pakistanis. They don’t really like hiking but we’re trying to force them to hike because the rolling hills of England need a good browning. Every time he’s rolling through the countryside in his royal carriage, Sir George always laments, ‘we don’t have enough Pakistanis around here, where are all the Pakistanis?’ And so it’s my job to set things right and drive the whites out. If we have to cull a few million dogs to lure the Muzzies out to the hills, well, that’s just the price we’re willing to pay for diversity.”
“Fascinating, Scarlett. How loving and liberal of you! Cheers.”
“Cheers, Margaret!”
[glasses clink]
“I do wonder, though, Scarlett, where are all the Pakistanis at this cocktail party? We seem to be lacking in diversity, dear.”
“Don’t be silly, Margaret! Diversity is for the poors, not Kensington cocktail parties!”
[dainty laughs all around]
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A fun and true story:
When I was working for the BLM office in Albuquerque, New Mexico — Bureau of Land Management, not the “hands up don’t shoot!” ethnocentric one — minorities in the area were so intransigently disinterested in utilizing public lands, and the government was so aggressively insistent that they utilize them, that part of my job was to oversee grant applications for programs to lure diverse children in local public schools onto national parks and BLM lands in order to introduce them to the wonders of the natural world. (The targeted non-white racial makeup of the children we were trying to bus onto public lands was explicitly stated in the grant applications.)
My efforts were, from everything I could tell, even though some of the grants were successful money-wise, met with extremely limited success, as the only minorities I ever saw at Tent Rocks National Monument, the primary site under my stewardship, were members of the local Indian tribe that had joint administrative rights with the BLM and insisted on selling bottled water at the welcome center while refusing to allow my boss at the BLM to build a well on the property because it would have compromised their revenue.
(I recount this sordid tale of BLM’s disastrous partnership with the local Indians in greater detail in my groundbreaking memoir, Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile.)
New York activist floats dog ban
Notorious NYC Palestinian activist Nerdeen Kiswani, as reported by Catherine Salgado, implied that New York ought to ban the keeping of dogs as pets, citing their “uncleanliness” and the incompatibility of the practice with Islamic doctrine.
Finally, NYC is coming to Islam. Dogs definitely have a place in society, just not as indoor pets. Like we’ve said all along, they are unclean.
— Nerdeen Kiswani (@NerdeenKiswani) February 12, 2026
As Catherine noted, she later tried to walk back the comments by playing them off as a joke. I hope I may be forgiven by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him, for filing that under “PR BS.”
