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Adventures in the Patriarchy™: Anti-ICE Karens Gone Wild! Part XXIX

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Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgender individuals — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.

Anti-ICE Karens hold impromptu struggle session in ‘CorePower Yoga’ lobby

For context, by way of backstory, a Minneapolis franchise of some apparently popular nationwide yoga studio called CorePower Yoga, which educates upper-middle-class Karens in Westernized pseudo-Eastern mysticism for a hundred dollars a month, took an anti-ICE sign on its door down on orders from national HQ and instructed its employees to please stop giving sermons about ICE being the gestapo or whatever during yoga sessions, as one has obviously nothing whatsoever to do with the other.

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This seemingly common-sense policy of not turning a yoga studio into an Antifa autonomous resistance zone did not sit well with the Karens, who took the occasion to berate some poor sacrificial lamb named Delaney that corporate HQ sent to the slaughter.

Via New York Post (emphasis added):

Enraged spandex-clad customers at a Minneapolis CorePower Yoga studio berated staffers for being “complicit” in the federal immigration crackdown during a caught-on-camera clash last weekend — demanding that they immediately condemn ICE.

Video of the clash posted to social media by Heather Anderson, who claims to have been a regular at the location for nearly a decade, shows at least 13 women “spontaneously” facing off against two female staffers inside the studio’s lobby after a Sunday class let out

Anderson told The Post that the clash was the result of customers hearing through studio gossip that the company’s corporate team had instructed management to take down an anti-ICE sign that previously hung in the building’s front window.

What the anti-ICE Karens consider “activism,” one can see here, is berating clueless, probably underpaid workers at their fancy yoga studios that have literally nothing whatsoever to do with anything involving ICE — at all.

Illegal immigrants don’t do yoga.

They don’t teach yoga at “CorePower Yoga.”

They don’t teach yoga anywhere.

Yoga is an entirely foreign concept, literally, to the typical illegal immigrant from Guatemala.  

In fact, I can’t think of a place an illegal immigrant would likely feel more out of place than a CorePower Yoga studio in suburban Minneapolis.

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Here, looking exactly like you would expect, the self-described ringleader of the Maoist brigade that burned PowerCore Yoga sacrificial lamb Delaney at the proverbial stake explains that, to emphasize her and her comrades’ dissatisfaction with the studio for taking down their anti-ICE signs and prohibiting instructors from performing Marxist lectures in the studio, they dumped the weights on the floor so that Delaney, after she was done being viciously henpecked, would endure further humiliation by being forced to pick them up.

(For the record, I don’t know what kind of “yoga” this moron thinks she’s doing over at “CorePower Yoga,” but there is no form of yoga whatsoever that involves weights. I know this because, although I’d never consider myself an expert, I’ve studied actual yoga from real yoga instructors who aren’t unbearable libtards in Minneapolis who got into the practice because of their desire to come across as spiritually enlightened while doing glorified stretching routines.)

But whatever.

Way to stick it to the man, Karen!

A brave and stunning act of civil disobedience against ¡LiTeRaL fAsCiSm!

Delaney from corporate is going to learn today!

No war but the class war!

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