Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgender individuals — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Feral pack of anti-ICE Karens rain weaponized dildos on comrade in friendly fire incident
“Do you see my f***ing sign?” the evil white man in the Chevrolet pickup truck with a giant “Nuremberg 2.0” sign in the bed protests. “I’m on your side!”
Methinks the man doth protest too much, the ad hoc street tribunal of Karens agreed amongst themselves, thirsty for blood and ready to feed.
Unmoved by his pleas of fealty to their mutual cause, the anti-ICE Karens then rain down a brutal barrage of weaponized dildos on his vehicle.
White comrade mistaken for ICE, gets pelted with dildos and verbal abuse pic.twitter.com/4Ag6XOxMEw
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 9, 2026
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Frankly, I don’t know what this gentleman thought was going to happen.
Driving around in an American truck as a non-tranny white man is all the evidence these people need to accuse you of being an immigration agent and conduct an extrajudicial execution on the spot; it’s like waving a red flag in front of a bull; you’re just begging to be assaulted with dildos fashioned into missiles.
The only correct mindset for one to adopt when interacting with these people — even if one fancies oneself an “ally, as this gentleman vocalizes — is that one is dealing with wild animals.
And there are rules of thumb to dealing with dangerous wildlife, such as:
- No sudden moves
- Never turn your back on them
- Don’t be white and male in American-made vehicles
Unreal Karen meltdown while driving on highway
I understand that, if Jesus were to offer explicit instructions on the topic, He would surely admonish His followers to avoid schadenfreude at the expense of our mentally ill, TDS-riddled brothers and sisters, as it’s actually very sad what havoc has been wrought on their delicate psychology.
I’ll confess to the sin, though, of having emitted an uncontrollable giggle — not a full-throated belly-laugh, mind you, because I’m not a monster, but rather the smallest self-indulgent chuckle — at the sight of this anti-ICE Karen driving down what looks to be an interstate highway at high speed, screaming obscenities into her camera for TikTok.
This is our f***ing country! The Land of the Fuh-Reeeeeee!!! [extreme upward inflection] Not the land of the white people!
Epic Karen interstate meltdown behind the wheel
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 9, 2026
In her defense, she is apparently hands-free pic.twitter.com/1rfUiLzmrO
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Not that Tampon Tim or whatever Somali-back successor takes his place is going to enforce the law against these people, but, for the record, this sort of behavior behind the wheel not only defies common sense but is also illegal under Minnesota’s distracted driving laws.
Via FindLaw (emphasis added):
It’s a smart idea to review Minnesota cell phone laws, whether you just moved to the state or have not read them since your first driving test. When it comes to cell phones in the car, the state enforces hands-free cell phone laws. A good rule of thumb is to always keep both hands on the wheel — with a few specific exceptions…
Minnesota’s distracted driving laws make it illegal for all drivers to:
- Use your phone to take photos while driving;
- Live stream video or audio content;
- Be on a video call such as Facetime;
- Use video apps or record videos such as Snapchat videos; and
- Play games on your phone.
