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Kathy Griffin, Queen of the Underground Karen Trolls, emerges from underneath bridge to stoke Reign of Terror, Redux
Kathy Griffin forever cemented her place in Karen folklore when she, in 2017, released a professional, clearly well-planned photo of herself holding a mold of the decapitated head of Donald Trump, she depicted as the brave and stunning Joan of Arc 2.0 who had severed it in battle with the enemy.
Or maybe she was going for more of a Maximilien Robespierre 2.0 vibe, re-enacting the glory days of the Reign of Terror.
Historical parallels aside, the important thing was that she triumphantly held Trump’s detached and bloodied head in her hand — an erotic daydream that titillated the imaginations of the most hardcore, maladjusted Karens from sea to shining sea.
Anyway, after intense backlash even from otherwise friendly legacy media, she went underground for a spell.Her career, such as it was before the stunt, took a nosedive.
She’s back in the saddle now, fresh off a new round of plastic surgery and wearing some kind of dystopian sci-fi corset from hell that looks like a seatbelt on a spaceship or something. (I’m not sure what’s going on there or who dresses this woman, but these people look more and more like Hunger Games characters every year.)
Because the Trump administration is “putting children on planes and taking them to detention centers which are really concentration camps,” Kathy explains, it’s incumbent upon the liberals of America (the good people) to “talk to your neighbors and find out if they’re MAGA or not… and start to plan.”
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She doesn’t want to fantasize about armed-to-the-teeth vigilante Karens rounding up Deplorables door-to-door to do God-knows-what to them as retribution for their electoral support of ¡lITErAl fAsCiSM!, you understand.
The fascists forced her hand.
“I know you don’t want to participate in something radical. I don’t either,” Kathy laments. “I wish I could just go on the road and o my funny stories about celebrities… But it is happening all around you.”
(“It” meaning the aforementioned ¡lITErAl fAsCiSM!)
Kathy Griffin encourages Karen followers to find out which of their neighbors are MAGA, then "make a plan" for what to do with them once Democrats regain power pic.twitter.com/TSs8ZkJpeT
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 8, 2026
“Plan for what?” you might ask.
She strategically doesn’t specify, probably because it’s highly illegal, but we mustn’t strain ourselves to imagine it involves guillotines.
Grooming the next generation of anti-ICE Karens
One can find no shortage of videos, if one cares to stare into the abyss, all over the internet of anti-ICE Karens leveraging their positions of trust and authority to groom the next generation of antifa foot soldiers.
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Here they’ve got a gang of kindergarteners marching around with signs they’ve been handed and can’t fully understand that read “Choose Kindness,” “We Support Immigrants,” and other leftist slogans to that effect.
Communist Karens posing as kindergarten teachers brainwash children in their care, groom them as next-gen anti-ICE Karens pic.twitter.com/tU01ZrYUUq
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 8, 2026
