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Adventures in the Patriarchy™: Anti-ICE Karens Gone Wild! Part XXIII

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Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgender individuals — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.

Driven to ever-greater levels of fanaticism by the legacy corporate state media in an obvious incitement to Color Revolution, the rhetorical, soon to be literal, violence of the Karens has escalated to hitherto unseen dimensions.

Door-kicking, torture, prison-style bioterror attacks — nothing is off the table when Democracy™ is on the line.

Anti-ICE Karen fantasizes about hunting MAGA door-to-door when Democrats regain power

It's gonna really suck for the Red Hats when the shoe is on the other foot and people start going door-to-door asking if they voted for Trump in the last round or if they still support MAGA. Oh, 

I'm sorry, did that make you feel threatened? You think social punishment ain't a thing? You think everybody's ready to do all this again another 40-50 years or however long it takes them? If you guys were to use any critical thinking skills and take a look around for two seconds, you would realize that, numbers-wise, y'all are screwed.

No one ought to rationally fear the wrath of this frumpy individual in particular, who surely won’t be doing all that door-kicking herself.

But these people, in Our Sacred Democracy™, however unwisely, are granted the right to vote — and they often trade that vote for the explicit promise that the government, which does have kinetic proficiency and the rule of law on its side, will persecute their political opponents.

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Which is to say: the half-measures and highly theatrical stomping around of ICE in Minneapolis and elsewhere with very little return on investment in terms of achieving the ostensible goal of mass deportations — even though there are much cleaner, subtler, more effective, more scalable ways to register significantly greater deportation and self-deportation numbers, which I have outlined here — are going to generate blowback once the Democrats regain power.

For one thing, they will throw the border wide back open again and re-import all the migrants the Trump administration deported (and more) — highly feasible, since no new immigration laws have been passed by the totally useless GOP Congress and the border closure and deportation efforts all been initiated by executive fiat that can be reversed with a few strokes of a pen by a new administration.

For another, per the video above, they will absolutely do what they did to January 6 protesters, only on a greater scale. And all of the anti-ICE Karens so deeply emotionally invested in “human rights” and the Constitution when it comes to protecting illegal immigrants will applaud like hyenas when the government comes for the “Red Hats,” as she contemptuously calls them.

Anti-ICE Karen shares MAGA torture fantasy

It’s unclear upon whom this anti-ICE Karen would like to unleash “the worst possible torture,” but she appears to be referencing not just the modern-day Gestapo (ICE) but the entire more than half of the electorate that voted for Donald Trump:

When everything's all said and done, I don't want justice. I don't want trials. I want f***ing vengeance. I want you to think of the worst possible torture you can think of, and that’s still, STILL too humane for what I want for these f***ing mother****ers.

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Prison tactics: deployed

Collecting and fermenting urine, feces, and whatever other noxious biohazards into containers to be unleashed upon a guard or fellow inmate at opportune times — decidedly unladylike behavior, for the record, not that ladylike behavior is a highly prized trait among this demographic — is a common prison tactic that the anti-ICE Karens plan to export to the streets.

(As a side note, I don’t know if a term exists denoting this very common Social Justice™ hairstyle with the bangs and the shaved side of the head and the mullet deal in the back, but it’s most aesthetically displeasing to the “male gaze,” as leftists call it — which, of course, is probably the point.)

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